Hey guys. It's nice to be alive ( Read more... )

Ever tasted something absolutely horrible, then find yourself going back again and again? There's a claypot stall in NUS that I've gone back to at least three times, even though every dish I've tried there is frustratingly tasteless (you'd think something involving garlic and onions wouldn't be so damn vanilla ( Read more... )

Note to self: falling out of bed REALLY HURTS. Especially when you flip around and land on your tailbone ( Read more... )

Plz to be pardoning my language, but...

Jesus! Dammit! Bloody baby hellfire!

( Long stupid story about my stupidity that needs to be told because it's SO STUPID. Might induce desire to throw bricks at me for various reasons. This might also be a classic example that grades =/= intelligence. )

*glares across the room* Okay, do we all really NEED to know that your Winamp plays Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word on repeat?

This Sunday, I got the most diverse customers in Supersnacks ever: a blind man and two children. (Okay, there were those three drunks with raging hard-ons for peanut butter waffles, but generally it's been a pretty ( Read more... )

You know what's bad about IMs? You say something incredibly stupid and moronic, and there's no way to take it back. At least on the phone, the listener isn't likely to catch your bout of stupidity, and you can just swat it aside with a "nothing nothing". But on IMs? It's in PRINT. Ick ( Read more... )

I'm involved in a Secret Santa exchange! *WAY too damned excited over this*

Best thing is, my little blue bird has informed me that the Secret Santa-ee has a deep, fangirly love for Roxas--talk about being perfect for each other! It'd REALLY suck if the recipient had an undying love for... Beethovan or something. I'd have NO clue what to look for ( Read more... )

OMG I PUNCHED MY OWN EYE ( Read more... )

I just spent 40 minutes trying to put on one earring in the girls' washroom.

40 minutes.

Entire bladders were emptied in that time. Entire empires rose and fell in that time.

I dunno, I just felt I needed to note it down here. It's just so... stupid? Inane? wtfomgbbq11!!1!-ish? I'm-a-girl-I-should-know-this-stuff-dammit-ish?

(And I still didn't ( Read more... )